I swear someone switched my body with someone else's in my sleep last night. I woke up around 2 completely uncomfortable and unable to go back to sleep. Around 4 or 5 I finally dozed off for a nice nap till 8. But now, once again, I feel completely uncomfortable in my body. I can only surmise that our cute little parasitic being is continuing to make my body it's home and my body is very happy to comply, even if it means fitful sleep for me and a vague feeling of the heebie jeebies.
Baby, what are you looking for? Should I have gone out and gotten those tacos I was craving? Are you mad at my pretzel and Gobstopper diet this afternoon? Do I need to go for a walk or something? What?
I can imagine my baby budda, no longer than an inch, smiling knowingly as he or she joyfully leeches nutrients from my body. No answers from the wise one. I'm on my own.
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